GET A
WALLET.
Grab Phantom. Keep your recovery phrase secret, even from a very convincing cat.
GET PHANTOM ↗THE OLD MASTER OF NEW MEMES
a little wisdom. a lot of bonk.
NIHAOCAT你
好
$NIHAOSOLANA’S MOST
UNBOTHERED GRANDPA.
UNBOTHERED GRANDPA.
Big hat. Small shades. Legendary aura.
Come for the memes. Stay for the tea.
OFFICIAL CONTRACT / SOLANA
8yLBuP74RnFmjSRS8BGFebvyoTo8uiEjPB71h3ZgpumpOnly the official CA. We will never DM you.
你好
nihao,
young degen.
EST. IN THE GROUP CHATyoung degen.
RESPECT
THE HAT.★ ★ ★
THE HAT.★ ★ ★
THE HAT HAS
A BACKSTORY.
Every master starts somewhere.
This one started in your camera roll.
01THE OLD CAT
NIGHT MARKET · 23:59
THE OLD CAT
IN A NEW BLOCK.
One night. One hat. Absolutely no explanation. A mysterious grandpa wandered into the market with a bat and the calmest aura on Solana.
“nihao, young degen.”
THE NIHAO ARCHIVES / VOL. 01 ✦02FIRST, WE
THE TEA HOUSE · EVERYONE WELCOME
FIRST, WE
DRINK THE TEA.
He said “nihao.” The group chat said it back. No complicated origin story. Just a polite hello that got completely out of hand.
“steep memes, not stress.”
THE NIHAO ARCHIVES / VOL. 02 ✦03THE WAY
THE DOJO · SCROLL TO SWING
THE WAY
OF THE BONK.
Patience of a monk. Swing of a grandpa who has seen your portfolio. Scroll through the dojo. Respect the hat. Fear the bonk.
“inner peace. outer bonk.”ZEN
BONK
THE NIHAO ARCHIVES / VOL. 03 ✦
04THE TABLE
MAHJONG CLUB · NO SERIOUS FACES
THE TABLE
IS ALWAYS OPEN.
Tea is hot. Tiles are jade. The frog friends brought absolutely zero strategy. Pull up a chair — the best memes are made together.
“your move, fren.”
THE NIHAO ARCHIVES / VOL. 04 ✦05SMALL CAT.
THE DAYDREAM · NOT A FORECAST
SMALL CAT.
BIG DAYDREAM.
The master’s final lesson: take the memes seriously, never the moon talk. A paper-lantern rocket and a very silly dream. That’s the whole movie.
“destination: good vibes.”
THE NIHAO ARCHIVES / VOL. 05 ✦THE WAY
OF $NIHAO.
No secret technique.
Just a wallet and a little SOL.
GET A
BRING
SOME SOL.
Buy SOL from your preferred exchange and send it to your Solana wallet. Leave a little for network fees.
LEARN ABOUT SOL ↗FIND THE
REAL CAT.
Open pump.fun. When the CA is announced, use only the address shown on this site.
OPEN PUMP.FUN ↗SWAP.
SAY NIHAO.
Use SOL to swap for $NIHAO on pump.fun. Check every detail before confirming. Welcome to the table.
BUY $NIHAO ↗Trade carefully. Meme coins are volatile. Never spend more than you can afford to lose.
THE MASTER’S MENU / TOKENOMICSSIMPLE RECIPE.
THE WHOLE TEAPOT1B NO EXTRA SAUCE0% EVERYONE AT THE TABLEFAIR AFTER THE BONDING CURVELP 
no complicated scrolls.
SIMPLE RECIPE.
EXTRA AURA.
TOKEN SUPPLY
BUY / SELL TAX
PUMP.FUN LAUNCH
BURNED ON BONDING*
*Launch design, not on-chain verification. Check the actual token and pool details on pump.fun before trading. Official mint is live — verify it before swapping.
no complicated scrolls.ANCIENT WISDOM.
FRESH MEMES.
Tap a frame. Inspect the aura.
Very serious art. Very unserious cat.
certifiedhat energy.
THE DOOR IS OPEN. THE TEA IS HOT.DON’T BE A STRANGER.
DON’T BE A STRANGER.
SAY NIHAO.
Find the memes. Meet the frens. Follow the official X.
One greeting. A whole community.